theres only two genders

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   okay,this is something that's been bothering me for the longest time. before i start this,i really dont mean any disrespect to anyone that identifies with some other gender or whatever. like dude,do whatever the fuck you want,i really dont care. if you lash out at me,it really isn't gonna do a fucking thing. its only going to make me laugh.

   sex and gender are almost identical. sex is the state of being male or female biologically. gender is the state of being male OR female psychologically. really,there is no in-between. you guys know who pride-flags is? they make pride flags for the lgbt community,right? nothing wrong with that,i suppose. but the problem is,they have 2,684 deviations.2,684 DEVIATIONS. no,im not kidding. dude,that's fucking ridiculous. (oh yeah,they blocked me by the way.)

so i looked through their gallery,right? honestly,what the fuck. here,thought i would showcase some of these "genders". 

Staticgender (1) by Pride-Flags  first off,static gender. the perfect gender for angsty teens. according to pride-flags,it is a gender that's fuzzy and incomprehensible,like fucking TV static. why,just why? this is the way you feel,you should not identify as how you think.

Autigender by Pride-Flags  a gender based off of fucking autism. A FUCKING MENTAL DISORDER. unlike gender,autism is a spectrum,so seeing you try to pin down a static identity to describe autism is honestly disgusting. what's next,a gender for depression?

Genderfluid / Genderflexible (1) by Pride-Flags  ah,good old genderfluid. i never understood that. you can't change your gender like you change your panties. for transgender people, it takes years and years and years to transition from one gender to the other. just because you change the way you dress and the way you act,you can't change your gender just like *that*.you can feel masculine and feel feminine but that doesn't automatically make you male or female.

Xirl Agender Pansexual Uniromantic Combo by Pride-Flags what the fuck even is this??? xirl agender pansexual uniromantic combo??? i know this isn't a gender but i mean,what even. imagine walking up to someone and them saying "i identify as a xirl agender pansexual uniromantic combo". it sounds like a secret burger that isn't on the menu,doesn't it? ooh,oppression points.

you see what i mean? that's fucking ridiculous. i remember coming across a tumblr gender list with thirty three pages. honestly,how do you expect to live in the real world? screech and whine at people that mix up your bullshit pronouns like xhe/xim and kit/kits? you're never going to get a job like that. imagine going to a interview and saying "i'm a demisexual panromantic demigirl agender nonbinary 3rd wave feminist transgender dragonkin.my pronouns are ne/nem/nir/nirs/nemself and if you don't respect my pronouns I'LL FUCKING CUT OFF YOUR TONGUE AND SHOVE IT BACK DOWN YOUR CUM RIDDEN THROAT." i'm fucking done omg

    there's literally a gender for everything nowadays. thanks so much,tumblr. we really needed them (not really). dont believe me? here, i'll show you. take any latin or greek root,lets say aero-,means air right? well just slap that infront of gender and you get aerogender! oh shit dude,it actually exists! who would've known? 
everyone knew motherfucker

Aerogender (1) by Pride-Flags


here you are whining about your pronouns like a fucking three year old twat,oblivious to how lucky you actually are.you could be in the middle east right now,being slaughtered for what you cannot control,but you're not.YOU have equal rights,YOU have the right to free speech. i don't want to see you fucking shitting your pants because you're oppressed. you live in america,you are not oppressed. would you rather be in north korea right now,minorities being brutally murdered left and right? no? i didnt think so. this sounds so feminist-y of me but yeah,check your privilege before you start acting petty.

   pronouns are not a form of expression,and if you get misgendered so much you feel the need to remind people that you dont identify as cisgender and then go on to lecture people on your pronouns,get the fuck over yourself and refresh your memory on what gender means.just because you *feel* neither masculine or feminine,a mixture of both,or something else completely,that does not mean you have to identify as something other than what you really are. don't believe what the social justice warriors say.personally,i feel neither masculine or feminine,but i don't identify as some weird third gender. i'm simply female. but i bet those tumblr faggots would say i'm agender or whatever the fuck. but i'm not. nobody is,but if you choose to identify as that,you really don't take gender so seriously,do you?

alright,that's the end of it,and i already know what your arguments are. i see you writing there with your filthy fingers covered in dorito powder,ready to tell me why i'm wrong and that i should hang myself,i know i know. it's nothing i haven't seen before."what about intersex people?? they're PROOF that there are more than three genders!!!" "it doesn't affect you,why do you care???"

okay,addressing the first argument,let me tell you why its bullshit. being born intersex is a fucking birth defect,not some magical third gender that i know you degenerates wish existed.1 out of 1500 babies are born with this condition,so its fairly common.personally,i think their gender should be determined by whichever genital is more developed.

iv'e heard the over argument so many fUCKING TIMES ITS UNGOdly. using that logic,pedophilia doesn't affect me,so why should i care? although this doesn't affect me,i still acknowledge it and i know its there. i'm sorry,am i not allowed to have a controversial opinion? it affects the people who identify as non binary. its only going to hurt them in the end.

block me,unwatch me,i dont care. this is my opinion and im here to share it. feel free to debate me or something. ok bye ill be over here waiting for the hate to pour in
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